Malaca esi;

im sick af Now that you know me, you should follow me, or you could get to know me, Ask me anything. Looking for something?

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via lohanthony)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via orgasm)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via itsbrittanystates)

fagblogger:

*mom calls from downstairs*

*eating ass out* mom im busy!

(via bullied)

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(Source: alotlikediana, via luxra-y)

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy, via orgasm)

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price

(via bullied)