Malaca esi;

im sick af Now that you know me, you should follow me, or you could get to know me, Ask me anything. Looking for something?

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

cumdurnp:

when someone you dislike posts a bad selfie

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

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